rec0il:

Favorite movie.

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floptina:

anal

The better question is wtf was she wearing

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revolver-oshawott:

“Pokemon green’s hitmonchan sprite looks like a doduo having a shit while a Togekiss watches”

o-

o-omfg

Why

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Dude like. That cannibal thing I just posted and the flesh eating virus in Gwinnett. Fucking scary shit man. If we’re really doing this whole zombie 2012 thing can I get a heads up so I can not spend my last days at Sonic Drive-In?

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One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.

Zombie

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"Oh, but this is not a matter of “glorifying” obesity. Glorifying obesity would take multiple TV shows depicting fat folks riding unicorns and devouring warm pies whilst counting the bags of money they’ve gained from being fat. Indeed, if simply putting fat people on television was enough to “glorify” obesity, then The Biggest Loser should have done the trick years ago. It hasn’t, because The Biggest Loser is a show built on the humiliation and punishment (self-inflicted or otherwise) of fat people. When we say that putting fat people on television will “glorify” their bodies, what we really mean is that we are uncomfortable giving fat people any attention that is not overtly negative. Because fat people need to be told: don’t be fat. Being fat means you are not entitled to a normal life. Being fat means you are not entitled to love. Being fat means you are not entitled to humanity, much less dignity."

http://www.fatshionista.com/ (via ellielamothe)

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My iPhone is my baby. But I’m seriously going to throw it across sonic right now.

perfecten-schlag:

if i see another “things guys wish girls knew” or the reverse 

video or post on youtube or tumblr

i will shoot myself inthe face

and have a suicide note titled “things i wish the police knew”

with your name on the note and nothing else

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"Body modification enhances. Mutilation destroys."

Zulu, Modify (via yumjuice)